Hamilton,NJ 08610,USA
+1.609.947.2125
unapologeticallymonkey@gmail.com

Mystic Monkey Massage & Astrology

Servicing all Therapeutic and Astrological Needs

Massage Techniques Offered

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Astrology Charting

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Additional Services

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Mystic Monkey

What We Do

We can’t stop learning and want to spread the wealth to you! Let us develop your astroloigcal chart so you can learn about yourself, what you’re meant to do, where you should be, or have been.

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What We offer

We offer a wide variety of services! If you don’t see what you are looking for, or have questions about anything, Contact Us Now!

Massage Therapy

Deep tissue, Reflexology, Thai, Kinetic chain release (KCR), Tmj-release.

Chakra Balancing

Support a balanced flow that will sustain your overall level of energy.

Natal Chart Explanations

Create a map of where all the planets were in their journey around the Sun, from the vantage point of earth, at the exact moment you were born.

Astrological Transiting

Forecast future trends and developments in your life.

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Massage Therapy

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Deep Tissue

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Reflexology

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Kinetic Chain Release (KCR)

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Chakra Balance

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Temporomandibular Joint (Tmj) -Release

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Charts & Transitting

Online, Over the Phone, and In-Person Consultations Available!

Natal Chart Readings

Natal Chart Readings

Birth Chart Rectification

For those unsure of their exact time of birth

Forecasting

Forecasting

Relationship Compatibility

Relationship Compatibility

Interested? Book a session with me today!

Client Testimonials

Don’t take our word for it – here’s what some of our clients say:

Janine was extremely knowledgeable and helpful with my natal chart rectification. I can definitely tell that astrology is her passion and she knows her stuff highly recommended!!!

Luba Erlikh

I can’t say enough good things about Janine and her services! Her knowledge is second to none. I had a ton of questions and she answered them all! Ty for your time and patience ❤️. You know I’ll be back!

Nancy Evans Wahmhoff

Very knowlegable, sharp and intuitive!!

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Tamahine Alphan

Janine is a very skilled astrology reader who gave a me very helpful insight with my birth chart! Recommend with 5 stars!⭐

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Jodie De Hart

I would like to thank Janine, from the bottom of my heart, for sharing her wisdom and insights regarding my astro chart. She was definitely not holding back any information and noticed the smallest details. Her reading gave me more insight of myself and made me super enthusiastic to learn more about my placements. Also the personal tips she gave that would probably fit well in my life. Thank you Janine 💜🌟

Stephany Caparn
Stephany Caparn

Janine is a very professional astrologer! She gave a reading to my baby’s birth chart and she was there for 2 hours to explain me all the things i had been worried for! She is very patient and calm! I highly recommend her to anyone how wants to know better himself through astrology or just to take some advices for his life!

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Dimitra Milona

Janine was super helpful with helping me understand my Saturn return and north node placements. She has always been eager in helping me understand my chart. I can tell all that she does is from the heart. I definitely recommend her to anyone in search of an astrologer. ❤

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